What Are Knob Jokes?
Knob Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knob jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
why did the chicken cross the road because
it was stuck to the farmers knob.
#2
What did the door say to the other door?
I can see your Knob Simple yet effective
#3
What did the knob say to the door?
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip
#4
Vasaline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children...
*Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in.
#5
why do blonds love door knobs because
every body gets a turn
#6
There should be a support group for people who have
touched a wet door knob in a public bathroom.
#7
Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP
#8
We can't afford a Trump presidency.
The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us
#9
How do you make a door cry?
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
#10
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex.
Probably with the other sock.
#11
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?
Popeye's knob.
#12
People are weird.
Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out.
#13
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ...
Probably with the other sock.
#14
Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business
to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls.
#15
Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says,
"You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."
#16
i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i
can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers
#17
What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy?
A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!
#18
I once knew a guy named Rob.
I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job
#19
Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there?
"Little girl". Little girl, who? "Little girl who can't reach the door knob".
#20
I bought a high end stereo with a broken volume knob for $10.
I couldn't turn it down.
Why People Enjoy Knob Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and knob jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love knob jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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