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Lab Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lab jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner?
Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution
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#2
[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure
for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!
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#3
Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion?
It was a real meth.
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#4
I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality
between humans and dogs I'll be in my lab.
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#5
Why do scientists love watching dog shows?
They appreciate good lab skills
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#6
My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today...
I asked if they were very sure of them cells.
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#7
A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a lab...
...and do science, because science doesn't discriminate.
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#8
What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?
A graduated cylinder.
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#9
FB sent me a notification.
It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
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#10
[in basement lab] wife: you cant just make your own honey me:
(mouth dry, spitting pollen everywhere) I know that now Lisa.
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#11
[Lab] Co-worker: "Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?"
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
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#12
What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage
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#13
What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab?
He rocks at *dropping the base.*
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#14
What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab?
What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!
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#15
My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws.
I won, so we're getting a Meth.
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#16
My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab.
Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer.
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#17
Would it have been more or less racist
if Air Bud had been a black lab?
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#18
The most scientific pet?
The lab.
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#19
I once worked in a pathology lab...
...but I was asked to leave after one of my reports said "cause of death: autopsy:"
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#20
While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed
to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption.
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