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Lance Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lance jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He
can never seem to find more than one egg
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#2
What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler?
Lance could finish a race
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#3
Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
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#4
Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement.
They can never take that away from him...
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#5
How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?
One testtickle
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#6
I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying "at least I didn't
kill anybody" to like every person he sees today.
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#7
A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?
Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel.
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#8
What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?
Uniball.
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#9
I bumped into my rival jousting opponent.
We exchanged lances.
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#10
What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?
LIESTRONG bracelets.
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#11
I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong
used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything.
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#12
Lance Armstrong never had the balls
to admit that he cheated.
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#13
A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them.
He names the weapon "Ambu-lance"
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#14
So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong?
hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!
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#15
What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
Lance Armstrong can finish a race!
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#16
Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals?
When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong.
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#17
Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping...
...at least he had the ball to admit it.
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#18
Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler?
Lance can finish a race.
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#19
What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?
They only have one good ball.
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#20
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot
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