What Are Landing Jokes?
Landing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of landing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid,
I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course.
#2
If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we
really need to rethink the whole air travel thing.
#3
My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a "landing strip..."
I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.
#4
When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not
to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
#5
Conspiracy theories are like moon landings.
They're all fake
#6
An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach.
Which is why I don't jog.
#7
Emergency Landing: Gary thank god you picked up!
Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on... *to copilot* STOP CRYING, GARY WILL HELP
#8
What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
#9
What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
#10
I wish people would reserve "awesome" for truly awe-inspiring things
like the grand canyon, moon landing, and this ranch dressing omg
#11
What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?
"Take us to your liter."
#12
Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just
posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns.
#13
I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested...
Apparently, its in-descent exposure.
#14
What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
#15
A very busty woman whispers to me "I want you to tell me if these look
real" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing
#16
Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never
heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon.
#17
The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week.
And those were faked with 1960s technology.
#18
I will be celebrating Columbus Day by setting sail for India, landing
in Spain, and telling everyone who lives there to move out.
#19
Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?
No connection
#20
You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen.
And the widest, too.
Why People Enjoy Landing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and landing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love landing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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