What Are Languages Jokes?
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#1
What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
#2
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow,
moo?" He was studying foreign languages.
#3
If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages.
Like "yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph," literally nobody will know theyre fake
#4
ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required.
Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.
#5
I like my women like I like my programming languages.
Visual and basic
#6
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow,
moo?" He was studying foreign languages.
#7
What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral?
A cunning linguist.
#8
What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language? American.
#9
How to make your God proud?
By abusing his names in other languages.
#10
People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.
People who speak 1 language are Americans.
#11
i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings.
no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich
#12
What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
#13
Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously
invented six new cuss words in four different languages.
#14
I am fluent in three languages...english,
sarcasm, and profanity
#15
If you like to speak in different languages while high
off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
#16
I speak 3 languages.
Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them.
#17
Q: Why did the chicken say "Meow oink bow-wow and
moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
#18
Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend.
Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back
#19
speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language?
American
#20
Pre-Having Daughters: *Hates hearing "NO" from women Post-Having Daughters:
*Teaches them "NO" in 167 different languages including Klingon
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