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What Are Lap Jokes?

Lap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine] date: "i
had a good time tonight" me: "i think you need to leave"
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#2
What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap?
A dicktator.
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#3
My cat sits on my lap while I use the bathroom
She cuddles the shit out of me.
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#4
When I was 5, my Uncle Bob asked me to sit on his lap.
It was quite touching, really.
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#5
What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?
A lap
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#6
What happens on Santa's lap......stays
on Santa's lap.
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#7
How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
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#8
SIRI, CALL FOR HELP!
Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area.
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#9
TIFU No, literally.
Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up.
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#10
We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap.
I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it...
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#11
guy walks into a strip club..
guy walks into a strip club and says, "hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"
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#12
[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in
my lap] aww this is so boring
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#13
I like my women like I like my coffee:
All over my lap while I'm driving.
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#14
So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's "cute" but when I do it I'm "causing trouble in Starbucks" again.
Jeez!
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#15
Check-writing-grocery-line lady.
No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out.
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#16
"Some say I have a drinking problem"
*pours glass of water on lap*
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#17
Just gave all of my money to Charity,
she gives a hell of a lap dance.
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#18
[tells friend cat passed away] Is there anything I can do?
Yes [holds up fur coat] put this on & lie in my lap But I- [starts crying] OK OK
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#19
Me: So, what are your thoughts?
Therapist: Well, I think you may have some boundary issues. Me: [In his lap] Are you saying I'm fat?!
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#20
woman on a date drops curry on her lap....
"Oh no! Madras!"
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Lap Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lap jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Lap Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lap jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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lap jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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