What Are Largest Jokes?
Largest Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of largest jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
#2
Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals?
........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates.
#3
The French military suffered a major loss today...
Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground.
#4
Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil.
So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US.
#5
What is the definision of mixed feelings?
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
#6
What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?
A mammoth
#7
Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
#8
What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected?
Americans.
#9
Twitter is the world's largest
voluntary police lineup.
#10
What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water?
Incontinent.
#11
Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history.
Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
#12
Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?
They keep telling me to stop asking...
#13
Did you hear about the worlds largest broom?
It's really sweeping the nation
#14
So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again...
And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository.
#15
A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number.
Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!
#16
What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?
The bear maximum
#17
The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body?
**A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
#18
Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's
largest collection of air guitars.
#19
Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time....
Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends.
#20
A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games.
He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce.
Why People Enjoy Largest Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and largest jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love largest jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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