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Lecture Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lecture jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Can someone please lecture me on their political views in an aggressive
and condescending tone so I may realize the error of my ways?
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#2
Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN..
student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)
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#3
A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally,
an exasperated student exclaimed,"stop, you're putin me to sleep"
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#4
I took a class on 'The Silence of the
Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture.
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#5
During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two
bones meet at a right angle A student responds: "That seems like orthonormal thinking".
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#6
My professor really snapped yesterday, went all crazy on the blackboard during math lecture He really did a number on it.
Its days are numbered now. Edit: grammar
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#7
My nickname for my mother
is Hannibal Lecture.
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#8
I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater.
For academic porpoises.
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#9
My wife tried to lecture me about "mansplaining"...
...but, as usual, she had it all wrong.
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#10
My teacher touched me Seriously,
his lecture was fantastic
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#11
What did the vegan give the homeless guy?
A lecture.
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#12
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
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#13
Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control?
Their personalities
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#14
If I was a sick professor giving a lecture...
Ibuprofen
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#15
Last week I gave a lecture on sexual
dysfunction Nobody came.
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#16
What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?
I can smell your Kant.
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#17
Everyone lectures Americans about our politics..
We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs.
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#18
The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..
I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.
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#19
Walked in lecture hall mid-lecture and the professor yells
"CAN I HELP YOU?!" "No thanks, I'm just browsing."
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#20
If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking
pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.
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