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Legal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of legal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Texting while driving: Bad.
Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!
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#2
It's 100% legal to give cops the finger.
But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you.
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#3
Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE.
When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence.
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#4
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that
a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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#5
Gay marriage is legal now So...
Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?
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#6
How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams
when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes
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#7
How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?
In legal tender
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#8
How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?
An arm and a leg.
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#9
My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up.
Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom.
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#10
I'm Rich with a capital R!
But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard.
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#11
The ruling that legal papers can now be "served" on Facebook is ridiculous.
Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?
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#12
Sports: The legal way to
buy a black person.
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#13
Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can
finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas.
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#14
Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service?
Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical.
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#15
[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents
but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship.
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#16
TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth
certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye.
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#17
Is it legal for a man to marry
his widow's sister?
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#18
Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort
other people's kids up to 17 years.
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#19
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states.
Good job, America.
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#20
Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre!
What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud.
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