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Legs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of legs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just been offered 8 legs of venison
for $40 Is that too dear?
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#2
A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend...
She says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now" And he replies "Why, don't you have a vase?"
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#3
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?
A taxi
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#4
Mitch Hedberg R.I.P Buddy I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ...
as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit
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#5
What do you call cows with 2 legs?
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs? Ground beef.
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#6
What's E.T.
short for? Because he's got little legs.
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#7
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call.
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#8
What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?"
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
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#9
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
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#10
Bad credit?
No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
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#11
My dog has no legs.
I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag.
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#12
God: Hmm now where did I leave that fish?
It couldn't possibly have grown legs and walked away Darwin: lol ur not gonna believe this
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#13
What do you call a cow with no legs..
Ground beef
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#14
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!
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#15
"She's got legs.
She knows how to use them." "So she's ambulatory then?" "... I guess?" "And is that really all you're looking for?"
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#16
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
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#17
What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs?
Grassy-ass
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#18
If you had a donkey and it bit off my rooster's legs, what do you have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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#19
No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping
the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'.
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#20
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
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