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Lenses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lenses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed spaniel !
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#2
At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample
our new lenses "A focus group?" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
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#3
Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses?
He had shitty transitions.
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#4
Wearing contact lenses for the first time.
My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray.
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#5
It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses.
Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone
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#6
I want transition lenses that turn black
whenever someone starts talking to me.
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#7
Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because
he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh.
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#8
"Morning guys" "HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPERMAN!" - Clark
Kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses
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#9
My rear view mirror broke off.
No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.
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#10
Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make
your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty.
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#11
Last night I slept with my contact lenses on.
My dreams have never been clearer.
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#12
Did you hear about the abstinent lenses?
They never came in contact.
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#13
My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet..
Now I can't see sh!t.
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#14
I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed...
...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope
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#15
I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and
her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses.
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#16
Wearing transition lenses is a great way to block out
the sun & anyone from wanting to be friends with you.
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#17
Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses.
Fortunately, my wife had the solution.
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#18
I have used contact lenses my whole life...
I can apply them with my eyes closed.
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#19
Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare.
Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?
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#20
*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses
to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside
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Are Lenses Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lenses jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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