What Are Liberal Jokes?
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#1
I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative
idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
#2
A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college...
What's its major? Falafelphy
#3
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.
#4
Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math.
I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?
#5
Cashier: do you need bags?
Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please
#6
What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?
Jahbless!
#7
How Many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because they're so darn stupid!
#8
Why is Reddit full of liberals?
All the conservatives are out working.
#9
What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?
None
#10
Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?
She was feelin' the Bern!
#11
At the men's bathroom of the local college...
... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: "Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."
#12
LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: "fossils fuels cause
global warming" "billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"
#13
My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you.
Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)
#14
Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
#15
A liberal is just a conservative
that hasn't been mugged yet.
#16
Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
A: A competent liberal President.
#17
Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?
They have no function.
#18
I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I
told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King.
#19
I consider myself a tolerable person, and I can care less if you are gay/straight;black/white; or conservative or liberal.
The one thing I cannot tolerate, is ALL YOUR FUKN GAME REQUESTS!!!!!
#20
Ted Cruz is complaining about "liberal fascism," so I guess he's just
stringing random unrelated words together, like "potato doorknob."
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