What Are Library Jokes?
Library Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of library jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my
external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
#2
Library charged my Visa $15.60 for my son's lost Dr.
Seuss book. Teri got mad oh yes she did, Teri got angry and grounded her kid.
#3
So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library...
The chicken shouts: "Bok!" The frog replies: "Reddit!"
#4
I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
#5
Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide...
The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'
#6
What's the tallest building in the world?
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
#7
I went to the the local library for a book, I asked the lady for a book
on Psycho the Rapist, she said, i think its pronounced Psychotherapist.
#8
What do you call a dog in the library?
A hush puppy.
#9
Baby are you a library book?
Because I'm probably going to forget about you under my bed until long after you're due.
#10
Plans are already underway for a Trump Library...
It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books.
#11
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.
The librarian says....
#12
I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide
The librarian said "fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
#13
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
#14
A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, "Have you got any books on
the female clitoris?" The bloke says, "Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."
#15
It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD
self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS.
#16
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books...
...but the ascii price was way too high.
#17
*stands up in the middle of a quiet library*
FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS
#18
My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records...
...but then they threw me out of the library.
#19
So I was in the library the other day...
My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".
#20
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia.
The librarian says, "I'll do my best to assist you".
Why People Enjoy Library Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and library jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love library jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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