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What Are Lime Jokes?

Lime Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lime jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes.
Guess which one I'm good at, limes.
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#2
My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP,
creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life.
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#3
Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way
"Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"
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#4
A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ...
Key and Peele.
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#5
Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped.
Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me
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#6
Why did the lemon turn green?
Because he had lime disease
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#7
GF taking me on a surprise V-Day getaway.
At least I think. Not sure what the lime and shovel in the trunk with me are for though.
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#8
Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?
Because she was a little tart.
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#9
What kind of limes open doors?
Key limes.
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#10
Q: What kind of limes open doors?
A: Key limes.
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#11
I'm terrible at telling jokes I
always mess up the punch limes
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#12
My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free
sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends.
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#13
What's worse than lime?
Sublime.
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#14
I made a miniature lemon-lime pie...
It was a little tart
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#15
What's a Jews favorite beer?
Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)
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#16
A friend from New Zealand asked me to put a wedge of lime in his cocktail.
He took a sip and said "Thank you, I couldn't have made it bitter myself!"
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#17
Melania Trump walks into a bar...
and orders and Angel shot with lime.
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#18
What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?
A top-of-the-lime model.
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#19
The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait.
Wrong list.
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#20
If you took the tartness out of a lime and later put it back would the lime be retarted?
Yes...yes it would...
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Lime Jokes?
Our collection features 29 Lime Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Lime Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Lime Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Lime Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Lime Jokes are available?
We currently have 29 Lime Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Lime Jokes?
Lime Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Lime Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lime jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love lime jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Lime Jokes to share?
A good lime jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Lime Jokes safe for all ages?
Most lime jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Lime Jokes?
lime jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Lime Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Lime Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new lime jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Lime Jokes for a specific occasion?
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