What Are Limerick Jokes?
Limerick Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of limerick jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There once was a man from Nantucket...
who didn't know what a limerick was.
#2
Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw.
She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew.
#3
I'll see your Limerick.
. I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!
#4
There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three.
I don't know why,
#5
A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my
crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry
#6
A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale.
And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille.
#7
A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong
#8
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
#9
Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket
Was writing a Limerick but said, "Fuck it."
#10
There once was a man from Peru Whose
limerick was three lines too few.
#11
bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it
Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it.
#12
A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti,
So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti
#13
Jokes 1.
Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.
#14
I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this
hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick.
#15
Dirty limericks?
GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas
#16
Bring on the Limericks!
Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
#17
A limerick...
there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table
#18
Limerick I made about reddit.
Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit
#19
Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
#20
Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more.
So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked.
Why People Enjoy Limerick Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and limerick jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love limerick jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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