What Are Lingerie Jokes?
Lingerie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lingerie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?
Ze-bras!
#2
Lingerie is just expensive
wrapping paper.
#3
My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on...
I dont get women.
#4
I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife.
I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said "No, they're brand new".
#5
I went to a lingerie shop I picked up some pants and asked
them server if they were satin He said "no they're new"
#6
As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think.
We both are in our underwear most of our work day.
#7
A hamstring is really just
Lady Gaga's lingerie.
#8
A group of lingerie models were protesting
They were met with stiff resistance
#9
GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ...
G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair
#10
Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy?
No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.
#11
[hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change.
Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam
#12
I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full
of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming
#13
My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes.
I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet.
#14
A heavy woman walks into a lingerie shop.
She was bra'd
#15
I get it.
True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments
#16
PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret?
A: The panties were half off.
#17
Me: I'm in the mood for dessert *winks at wife* [2 hours later] Wife: *in lingerie, texts* WHERE R U Me: *texts* Getting ice cream.
Y?
#18
What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?
They both sell G-strings
#19
HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like?
ME: I don't think that will fit me.
#20
Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line..
"And you can tell everybody this is your thong"
Why People Enjoy Lingerie Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lingerie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lingerie jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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