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List Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of list jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over.
Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
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#2
A list as long as my arm..
I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide
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#3
My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the "To-Do list" So I scratched
out **#1** "*Wash the car*" and replaced it with "*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"
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#4
CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10.
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#5
I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
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#6
What state is the highest on every top 50 list?
Colorado.
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#7
I was really bad in my school band.
So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list.
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#8
If I ever make a list of dumb things I
have done my ex would be right on top.
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#9
I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday.
And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar
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#10
If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would
be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable.
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#11
town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ
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#12
Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do.
When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man.
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#13
Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom
now has a waiting list.
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#14
We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow,
if we turned it over to Google's ad department.
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#15
Putting on mascara without opening
my mouth is on my bucket list
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#16
This list is unbelievable!
Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity
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#17
Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz...
what?
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#18
I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons.
I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on.
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#19
A friend made a list of questions for his mom to answer
about childhood flashbacks She threw them out
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#20
MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you...
politically active?
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