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#1
I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards.
They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction.
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#2
My lizards won't mate...
Must be a reptile dysfunction.
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#3
Two snakes walk into a bar.
Turns out they were lizards.
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#4
i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold
her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards
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#5
What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?
You want flies with that?
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#6
Drugs are never the answer kids.
Unless the question is "why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"
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#7
Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about
lizards getting what's coming to them
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#8
[on a date] *showing her pics of my pet lizards* ME: "and I named this
one Queen Elizardbeth" HER: "I must have sex with you immediately"
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#9
"Alcohol doesn't affect me" *Wakes up with cornrows,
a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*
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#10
What type of weed do lizards smoke?
Mariguana.
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#11
Why did the lizards get a divorce?
A reptile dysfunction
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#12
[end of the night]*hand running through her hair, pulls out a lizard* ME:
no not again *she unzips jacket, collapses into a pile of lizards*
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#13
"The Force Awakens" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards.
How is that even science fiction? They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."
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#14
Two lizards are being chased by the police ...
and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'
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#15
I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch
of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard.
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#16
*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops!
got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*
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#17
[ER] ME: [scared] well?
DOCTOR: ur ok M: so it was just a dream D: o no ur body is filled with lizards but ur system is accepting them
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#18
Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium Me: [drops 7
lizards into my shirt] why they already have a home
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