What Are Lock Jokes?
Lock Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lock jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Apple have begun making prison guards...
Apparently they like to lock up.
#2
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a
year why are there locks on the doors?
#3
Your dog is better than your wife.
Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it.
#4
The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs.
Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*
#5
Me: " *types in password*, Password Doesn't Work" ** OMG I'M HACKED**....
*oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*
#6
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time
she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
#7
*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way*
"you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"
#8
I didn't see a single Olympic wrestler use the
sleeper hold or figure four leg lock...
#9
I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television
commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
#10
If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven.
So who can teach me how to pick a lock?
#11
Coworker *parks Prius Coworker 2 *locks bike up Me *bounces
by on jumping exercise ball made of recycled tires* POSERS!
#12
Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their
doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth
#13
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland.
Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com
#14
I went into hospital for keyhole surgery.
I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it.
#15
I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause
if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
#16
You better lock your doors tonight, person
who taught my parents texting.
#17
Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on.
No one wants your briefcase full of boring.
#18
Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog?
Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out
#19
My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a lockpicker.
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a lockpicker. We should break it off." Me: "But then it might get stuck inside the lock!"
#20
Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock?
Because it would have Lead(II) trouble.
Why People Enjoy Lock Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lock jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lock jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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