What Are Lois Jokes?
Lois Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lois jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* "Questions?
Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet" "Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"
#2
*Superman put glasses on Mt.
Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: "What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"
#3
Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
#4
Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes
his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
#5
Lois : Clark, are those binoculars?
Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No
#6
*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker?
You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?
#7
A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album...
Lois Lane: "this is not my family photo album!"
#8
Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting
partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before.
#9
Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking
out the right suspect in a Police lineup.
#10
Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who
are you and where did the new countertop come from?
#11
"I'm both fucking people, Lois!
Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!" -Clark Kent
#12
Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs.
Doubtfire.
#13
Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without
his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes.
#14
LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are
hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no
#15
Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's
glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building.
#16
A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't
recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses
#17
Superman: Look, Lois!
Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?
#18
Lois: "I saw Batman yesterday.
He's put on a lot of weight" Clark: *lowers glasses* "More like Fat- Lois: "Oh my god it's Superman"
#19
[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses*
Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.
#20
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before.
Is this a new dog?"
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