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London Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of london jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed
every 72 seconds, Poor bastard.
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#2
"Help, I've lost the remains of an Egyptian pharaoh in a park in South
London!" "Tooting Common?" "No, Neferkheperure-waenre Amenhotep IV."
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#3
In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds
and get the change in pennies.
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#4
Why are the buses in London red?
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
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#5
Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store.
Police are looking for iWitnesses.
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#6
So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground...
Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?
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#7
I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35
Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.
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#8
What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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#9
Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
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#10
Knock knock...
Who's there? Ah. Ah who? WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
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#11
I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in
London He had a Spockney accent.
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#12
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor Bastard.
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#13
Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow.
Oh, he already told you. Of course he did.
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#14
Apparently its true.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
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#15
Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when
Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right.
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#16
Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
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#17
Want to know how to lose 100 pounds?
Go to the London casino...
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#18
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.
I thought: 'This could be interesting'
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#19
Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?
He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles
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#20
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed
every 52 seconds Poor bastard
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