What Are Lung Jokes?
Lung Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of lung jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?
That's offal
#2
has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm
ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life
#3
do I wanna smoke?
sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active
#4
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
#5
[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding;
I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]
#6
I love my lungs...
...they have a place very close to my heart.
#7
are u nervous?
do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen
#8
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs,
"Khrushchev is a fool!" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
#9
7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer.
I said, "Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."
#10
At this point in my life...
At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer.
#11
Doctors just told me I have "stripper lung" from inhaling too much
brass polish & if I go back to "JIGGLERS" again I'll die.
#12
Dance till you feel hurt.
Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book.
#13
What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
#14
What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
#15
Yo mama's so loose and hairy...
It looks like Bob Ross screaming at the top of his lungs.
#16
A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth.
"His face was a complete mess." Said the coroner. "But his lungs were mint."
#17
What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?
LeBronchitis
#18
Women have more than one connection to lungs.
If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them.
#19
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition.
I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
#20
Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his
lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??
Why People Enjoy Lung Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and lung jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love lung jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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