What Are Malaysian Jokes?
Malaysian Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of malaysian jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm getting sick of eating airline food
all the time Said the Malaysian shark.
#2
A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH.
370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat.
#3
Do you want to play a Russian drinking game?
It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.
#4
What did one ocean say to the other?
"Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand." "Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."
#5
I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet.
No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
#6
I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes...
The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
#7
Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
#8
I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first
one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames.
#9
What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?
He got shot down.
#10
What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What
surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English
#11
How do you prevent 9/11?
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
#12
How do we get rid of Ebola?
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
#13
I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious
reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying.
#14
I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian
Airlines But I couldn't find it.
#15
I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets,
some of you guys would've found it already.
#16
A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into
a bar The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais
#17
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food
all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
#18
As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader
of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
#19
Just looked in my 8 yr old son's bedroom and I'm pretty sure it can't
be ruled out that the Malaysian jet may be in there somewhere.
#20
The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her
keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too.
Why People Enjoy Malaysian Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and malaysian jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love malaysian jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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