What Are Managers Jokes?
Managers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of managers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Project Manager Humor Why do Vampires make poor project managers?
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)
#2
I have seagull managers.
They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away.
#3
Called to my managers office today He said "you can't wear pyjamas to work you
idiot!" I replied " everyone else does though" He replied "THEIR PATIENTS"
#4
I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What
kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
#5
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
#6
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
#7
Why do managers like pizza?
It comes out of the box
#8
How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired.
#9
Why are waste facility managers so successful?
Because they're always on top of their shit!
#10
Dear Restaurant Managers: If more than 3 employees ask me how I'm enjoying
my meal, I begin to wonder if you know something I don't know.
#11
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
#12
[A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The
managers eyes turn into dollar signs*
#13
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw !
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