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#1
That ends your training.
You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? "What do I do if a girl comes in" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*
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#2
2014 Drivers Manual: "When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate
to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."
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#3
*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction
manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell
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#4
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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#5
You know what really grinds my gears?
People who can't drive manual.
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#6
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift..
But I couldn't find a manual.
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#7
Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?
Because she prefers to drive stick!
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#8
A manual RT is like saying "Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face.
Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."
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#9
Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel
dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them.
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#10
Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it.
But to see where they fucked up.
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#11
I was doing manual handling training at work today.
I've been picking it up really well.
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#12
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several
items being added to the employee manual.
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#13
Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive?
Because they don't come with a manual
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#14
I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift
but I couldn't locate the manual.
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#15
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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#16
"Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then
do a fist pump." - SWAT manual on breaking down doors
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#17
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.
But I couldn't find a manual.
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#18
What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?
"Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
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#19
Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?
Because the instructions were clear.
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#20
[creation] GOD: Alright guys, please read the sex manuals I've provided
RABBIT: Oh hell yeah STUD HORSE: Ah nice PRAYING MANTIS: What the f
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