What Are Manufacturing Jokes?
Manufacturing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of manufacturing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as
easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)
#2
Latest economic indicators show an uptick of
growth in the manufacturing outrage sector.
#3
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...
Donald Trump, 2012.
#4
So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines...
.... I hope it pays off
#5
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
#6
Did you hear about the jeans manufacturing company that changed their product to pants made from one piece of fabric?
They made a seamless transition.
#7
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?
He took a day off
#8
Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking
that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg
#9
Did you hear the one about the perfume store?
I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory.
#10
I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants.
I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience.
#11
China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world.
What product of theirs is most commonly exported? Newborn girls.
#12
What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?
Give it two test-tickles.
#13
I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business.
My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied "remains to be seen".
#14
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive
#15
My brother and I started a business manufacturing
Dracula toys I have to make every second Count
#16
I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...
...prophets would go through the roof!
#17
If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...
Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!
#18
ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility
for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7
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