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What Are Marathon Jokes?

Marathon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marathon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: You can't arrest me.
I have to run a marathon today. Cop: Stop playing the race card.
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#2
What do your mother and a marathon have in common?
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
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#3
Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're
wondering how I'd do running a marathon.
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#4
If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter....
How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
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#5
I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping
instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes.
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#6
My black friend was told he couldn't run
in the boston marathon Bunch of racists.
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#7
How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?
He was second to Nun.
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#8
Why can't mimes finish marathons?
Because they can't get past "the wall".
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#9
I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment.
I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?
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#10
I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ...
back in 2013 it was a blast.
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#11
Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and
moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in.
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#12
How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
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#13
A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader...
but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time
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#14
A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience.
He said it was a blast.
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#15
*snail Olympics* How does it feel?
"Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? "What"
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#16
Me: "I'm thinking about running a marathon again" Her: "Wow, you have
ran a marathon before?" Me: "No, but I have thought about it."
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#17
Is it ok to hate a certain race?
I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in.
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#18
I find certain races unattractive...
Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble.
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#19
A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building?
Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike
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#20
What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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