What Are March Jokes?
March Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of march jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march.
Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich.
#2
Everybody is tweeting "OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS MARCH", I'm like tf' you you think came after February ?
February Jr.?
#3
When did mathematicians get their independence?
March 14.
#4
March forth is National Grammar Day March forth,
it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!
#5
Why does Paris have tree lined streets?
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
#6
Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
#7
What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?
A hypochondriac
#8
Q: Can February March?
No. But April May!
#9
Its march already Life
is marching forward
#10
With the ides of March around the corner
Remember to stab your salad 23 times
#11
The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming
out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October.
#12
My parents say I am a Cancer...
I was born in March...
#13
Can February March?
Don't know but April May...
#14
Happy April Fools Day!
April Fools it's March 31st.
#15
Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?
They only had 2 trucks.
#16
The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes.
Just had to share the love!
#17
There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million
people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000.
#18
My doctor says that I'm unstable and that I should get a lobotomy...
Fuck him, first thing in the morning I'm gonna march right in there and give him a piece of my mind!
#19
Knock Knock Who's there !
Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!
#20
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Why People Enjoy March Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and march jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love march jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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