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#1
Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast..
The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, "Look! It's Jesus in the spread!" Shocked, the Hindu replies, "Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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#2
Why does Caterpie like Margarine?
Because it's Butterfree.
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#3
What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute?
A margarine of error!
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#4
"Dad do you believe in Buddha?" "Why of course
but I think margarine is just as good."
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#5
This tub of margarine doesn't
believe it's me.
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#6
Food products made from real ingredients,
unlike margarine, are whey butter.
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#7
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine
is butter made from imitation cows.
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#8
I named my Pokemon Margarine...
...because it's butterfree.
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#9
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana...
and butterflies like margarine.
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#10
What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container?
... I can't believe it's not butt-hair
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#11
Metapod really loves eating Margarine on his pokefood.
Since its butterfree.
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#12
Have you heard the joke about the margarine?
I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated.
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#13
I thought the recipe was for making margarine,
however, it churned out to be butter.
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#14
Gluten Margarine, Reddit!
That's Food-German for "good morning".
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#15
If we get rid of all the margarine
the world will be a butter place.
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