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Margarita Jokes

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Margarita Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of margarita jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious!
Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.
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#2
I was drinking a margarita at the bar....
And a woman screamed "Does anyone know CPR?!" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.
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#3
Register for a new blender on your baby registry.
It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome.
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#4
I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the
damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs.
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#5
Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
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#6
Thursday is that guy who shows up early for
the party, with margarita mix and no booze.
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#7
Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room.
What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?
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#8
Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
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#9
What do boobs and margaritas have in common?
One is not enough. Three is to many.
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#10
I said "Margarita" 3 times in the mirror instead of "Bloody Mary" and
now a ghost mariachi band is forcing me to play maracas for them.
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#11
What do boobs and margaritas have in common?
One is not enough and three is to many
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#12
Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling "Hey Sl@t"
and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless
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#13
What's the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time!
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#14
Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can.
Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*
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#15
About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend .
. . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . .
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#16
I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool
my children swim in, but margaritas.
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#17
[impatiently yells] "What do I have to do to get a margarita around
here??" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
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#18
What's the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
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#19
Never give yourself a haircut
after three margaritas.
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#20
What does Iron Butterfly put in their margaritas?
It's agave tequila, honey.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and margarita jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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