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Marine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs?
Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)
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#2
What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?
They are both xenophobic!
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#3
Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon?
He was Protoss
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#4
I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out!
It said it was called "U.S. Marines"
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#5
What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?
They're both Marine layers
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#6
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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#7
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
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#8
A poop joke.
How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor.
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#9
President Obama is doubling down on fighting global warming He's
already sent three battalions of Marines to invade the Sun.
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#10
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
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#11
Currently the most offensive joke going through my head.
What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge.
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#12
The Marines are a department of the Navy...
The Men's Department
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#13
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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#14
Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor,
and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart.
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#15
If a fish died in the ocean...
...does it become a marine corpse?
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#16
Just got college letters from the marines, navy, army and coast guard.
Well obviously somebody has been watching me play Call Of Duty...
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#17
TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat.
Woops, wrong sub.
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#18
What do you call a marine who can't swim?
A submarine.
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#19
I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset
when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure.
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#20
What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy?
A C-cucumber.
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