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#1
Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
A: Steven Seagull
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#2
I've been studying Israeli army martial arts.
I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
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#3
Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..
called TakeJuan'sDough.
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#4
World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo.
Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife.
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#5
What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?
Jiu Jitsu.
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#6
Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight?
Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End
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#7
What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
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#8
Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
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#9
What kind of martial art does a chef do?
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
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#10
To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several
martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?
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#11
What kind of martial arts do birds practice?
Wing Chun
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#12
Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art...
that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent? Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way
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#13
What martial art do cows practice?
Moo-thai.
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#14
What do you call a bear with martial arts skills?
Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
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#15
Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist
minors to fight a martial arts proxy war.
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#16
What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in?
Gazillion Jew-Jitsu
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#17
Of all the martial arts, karaoke
inflicts the most pain.
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#18
What do you call the Israeli martial art?
Jewjipsu
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#19
What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?
Wai fu.
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#20
I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny.
It's called Jew-Jitsu
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