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Martian Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of martian jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
NASA announces rover "Curiosity" landed safely on Mars.
In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge.
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#2
The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was...
CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars
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#3
I just watched "the Martian" - What an unrealistic movie...
...Sean Bean survives.
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#4
Just saw The Martian.
If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake
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#5
Why was the little Martian sad?
Curiosity killed his cat.
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#6
Where does a Martian go for a drink?
A Mars Bar
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#7
What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?
the Martians
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#8
How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
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#9
Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !
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#10
Where did the Martian put his teacup?
On his flying saucer.
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#11
Curiosity killed the.....
Martian race
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#12
What is a martian's favourite chocolate?
A mars bar
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#13
What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars?
A martian-mellow
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#14
Saying "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" means basically the same thing...
...except at a funeral. Edit:Thank you Demitri Martian for the joke
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#15
What's a martian's favorite wine?
Chardonayy.
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#16
The Martian, 2015: Matt Damon tries to prove how Irish he is by
growing potatoes on Mars then leaving because he's hungry.
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#17
What do you call an alien civil rights activist?
Martian Luther King jr.
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#18
Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: "Day 1 I have enough food
to last 459 days" "Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"
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#19
What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?
Treyvon Martian
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#20
In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums
62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars.
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