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#1
I'm no Dean Martin.
I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''.
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#2
Where would Martin Luther King Jr.
be right now if he was white? Alive
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#3
A guy waved at me and ran over the other day...
He said "oh sorry I thought you were someone else!" I said, "I am" -Demetri Martin
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#4
Why isn't George R.R.
Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill
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#5
Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged.
I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters. (H/T Demetri Martin)
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#6
What would Martin Luther King Jr.
be if he were white? Alive
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#7
Why George RR Martin doesn't utilize suicide bombers in GoT?
Because he does not have enough virgins left in the story
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#8
Why doesn't George R.R.
Martin use a Twitter? Because he kills all 140 characters.
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#9
What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
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#10
Why doesn't George R.
R. Martin use Twitter? He killed all 140 characters.
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#11
I'm starting a band.
It'll be called "The disease" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease.
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#12
George R.R.
Martin finished Winds of Winter!
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#13
Why doesn't George R.R.
Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters.
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#14
Martin asked David "In which state does the Ohio River
run?" David answered with cool "In the liquid state."
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#15
All the roles in Gravity were
played by Martin Lawrence.
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#16
When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone...
... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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#17
What does George RR Martin call his erectile dysfunction?
Writer's cock
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#18
In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....
And sharks get a whole week. It's probably because they are great whites.
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#19
I saw a sign that said, watch for children.
I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.
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#20
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing...
Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin
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