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Mary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor fainted.
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#2
What does a transvestite do on Christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary
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#3
12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb?
Me: And you came with a no return policy
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#4
Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible?
"...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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#5
Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry.
J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
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#6
What's black and white and has a dirty name?
Sister Mary Fuckface
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#7
Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins.
But at least Mary was able to produce.
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#8
[Joseph checking in to hotel] "Is there WiFi?" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* "Honey, hotel was booked.
Gotta stay in the stable"
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#9
I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph
tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.
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#10
So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns
to Mary and says, "You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"
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#11
I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin!
It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd.
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#12
Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order?
Celery Stalks.
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#13
"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her
sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow
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#14
ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary
appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit
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#15
So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute...
Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet.
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#16
The lady next door ran over my cat.
She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice. Courtesy of Mary Poppins.
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#17
Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton
bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50
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#18
Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum.
Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
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#19
Restraining order Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
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#20
Mary Rose sat on
a pin Mary rose
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