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What Are Mathematician Jokes?

Mathematician Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mathematician jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Who's the King's best mathematician?
Sir Cumference
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#2
A mathematician walks into a pizza bar
and orders one pi He receives two
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#3
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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#4
A mathematician walks into a bar.
The bartender says "You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off" The mathematician says "Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"
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#5
Where do mathematicians go to gamble?
Sine city
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#6
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil and paper
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#7
What did the mathematician use to kill himself?
An hypotenuse.
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#8
Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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#9
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?
Natural logs.
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#10
how did the constipated...
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil.
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#11
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
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#12
How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
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#13
How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?
He works it out with a pencil.
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#14
How does a mathematician get to work?
He derives!
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#15
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing.
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#16
"Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...?
You're so radical!" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend
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#17
What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?
They both have problems finding x.
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#18
A mathematician walks into a bar
There are now two counters
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#19
How do mathematicians solve constipation?
They just work it out with a pencil!
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#20
How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem?
He worked out with a pencil.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mathematician jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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