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Maths Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of maths jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put
a little kiss after each answer.
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#2
Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
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#3
40-32/2=4!
(-1)12 <3 Maths
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#4
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
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#5
There's only one kind of people in this world 1.
who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this.
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#6
What do you call a shape that's always worried?
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
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#7
Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
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#8
My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool
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#9
Summing up my life in 5 words:
'I fail at maths'
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#10
Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives
one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?
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#11
If I had a dollar for every maths exam I
failed I'd have about $6.50 right now
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#12
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions....
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!
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#13
You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division.
-Barbara from Rooster Teeth
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#14
My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve
He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point.
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#15
Lumberjacks are good at maths because
of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math.
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#16
What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths?
Numberwank.
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#17
Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear?
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
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#18
british people say "maths" instead of math because they
are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math
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#19
Shortest maths
joke < 0
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#20
I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen
Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
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