What Are Maury Jokes?
Maury Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of maury jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
retweet if a walrus named jamaal got you pregnant then wouldn't
pay child support so you had to take him to Maury
#2
My dream is to be a security guard on Maury.
I'd whisper "you look like a Volkswagen Beetle with eyes." When the women were crying backstage
#3
What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?
You call 'im Maury. :)
#4
Darth Vader, you are the father!
--Star Wars cast on the set of Maury
#5
My dancing style can best be described as "Guy On
Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."
#6
Oh dear.
This black lady on the Maury show is so upset. I think the gentleman she's been dating has let her down in some way.
#7
The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the
excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father.
#8
There's so much sexism in this world.
Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled "You are not the Mother".
#9
How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS
*high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*
#10
It's like Maury doesn't even care who
the real father of my kitten is.
#11
Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would
have known who the father was a lot sooner.
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