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Mayo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mayo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise.
And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo
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#2
What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?
"Sink-o de Mayo"
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#3
A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar...
The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, "Hey, Elle, a mayo!"
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#4
What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?
Sinko de Mayo
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#5
"Hold the mayo" is my "shaken,
not stirred."
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#6
What's everyone doing
for Seis de Mayo?
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#7
What does a memelord put on his sandwich?
L-mayo
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#8
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, "CINCO DE WHAT-O?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"
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#9
Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh?
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!
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#10
What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
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#11
I have a horse named mayo...
Mayo neighs.
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#12
I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Cafe with my eyes closed, squirting packets
of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by.
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#13
Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator
as turkey and mayo whisper, "He's not a real sandwich."
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#14
Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?
For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo
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#15
What's the Titanic's Favorite Holiday?
Sink-o de Mayo.
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#16
How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?
Rodney King Pinatas
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#17
I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio
jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes.
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#18
Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this
is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there....
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#19
Is it me or does it seem like Cinco
de Mayo is always on May 5th?
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#20
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo.
That is Cole's Law."
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