What Are Megan Jokes?
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#1
What's Jared's favorite side dish?
Megan slaw
#2
Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb.
I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox.
#3
YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER,
NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.
#4
Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever
has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in too long.
#5
Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!
#6
Megan and chicken Knock, knock?
Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
#7
All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office.
Thanks a lot, Megan!
#8
Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost
fill the space where Megan used to slep
#9
Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging
out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?
#10
Hi, I'm Megan.
You may know me from such public encounters with kids as "No, YOUR face is stupid" and "I didn't trip you, you fell".
#11
*at the gym* Trainor: Have a donut.
Me: Wow! Sure! T: Here's some pizza. M: What kind of trainer are you? T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
#12
If I was a transformer, I would
turn into Megan Fox's vibrator
#13
Why did Megan fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.
#14
If you play the "Strawberry Fields Forever" record backwards, you
can quietly hear your roommate saying, "Get a job, Megan."
#15
got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches,
clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan
#16
Megan, but with an H?
Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.
#17
My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers...
... So, I did. She's 21 and her name is Megan. PS: Even though the joke is in first person, nobody told me to get a penis enlarger.
#18
Megan with an h?
Whatever Hmegan....
#19
What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*
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