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Methodist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of methodist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
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#2
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
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#3
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
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#4
What do you call a drug dealing church?
Crystal Methodists
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#5
If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...
I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)
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#6
What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?
A Crystal Methodist.
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#7
What's the most popular religion for addicts?
the Crystal Methodists
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#8
I'm going to get some hate here.
Is methodist a religion that worships meth?
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#9
What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
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Why do people enjoy Methodist Jokes?
Methodist Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and methodist jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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