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What Are Metro Jokes?

Metro Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of metro jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?
They're both under DC.
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#2
Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting?
Biden: Young Metro. Obama: Why did you call- Biden: Shhh. I got this.
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#3
what do you call an effeminate dwarf?
A metro-gnome....
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#4
Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
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#5
3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens?
216 virgins.
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#6
This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like
I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd "Shona baby"
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#7
Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground?
He was a Metro gnome.
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#8
What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?
A metro-gnome
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#9
What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?
A metro-gnome
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#10
Why can trains go for longer than cars?
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
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#11
Metro don't trust trump.
Future gon' shoot him.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Metro Jokes?
Our collection features 11 Metro Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Metro Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Metro Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Metro Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Metro Jokes are available?
We currently have 11 Metro Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Metro Jokes?
Metro Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Metro Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and metro jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love metro jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Metro Jokes to share?
A good metro jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Metro Jokes safe for all ages?
Most metro jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Metro Jokes?
metro jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Metro Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Metro Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new metro jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Metro Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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