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Michael Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of michael jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled "Do You Know
Where Your Children Are?" Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions?"
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#2
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
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#3
With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this
week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.
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#4
If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer....
..he would be a gym leader
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#5
What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's?
[oc] Michael J. Box
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#6
Why does Michael J.
Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients.
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#7
If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being?
Bullied
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#8
Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music.
If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree.
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#9
What do you do when you find Michael J.
Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry.
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#10
What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
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#11
Michael J.
Fox He's really just trying to master The Force.
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#12
What is the national vegetable of Germany?
*Michael Schumacher.*
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#13
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better
when she was Michael Jackson.
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#14
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman...
they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<
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#15
What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common?
they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns
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#16
What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?
Michael Jackson
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#17
Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal.
You could say he's swimming in them!
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#18
Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells "super pussy".
Michael rolls over and says "Think I'll take the soup."
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#19
Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker?
Michael Bay Bay Bay
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#20
Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT.
Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling "How did you get this number?!?"
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