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Mickey Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mickey jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Mickey Mouse hangs himself...
He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation.
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#2
Marriage is like Disneyland.
Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit.
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#3
Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse "Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was....
extremely silly? "No, I said she was fucking goofy."
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#4
Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning
of every movie he's in so it explains his face.
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#5
Mickey is getting a divorce "mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was......
extremely silly?" "no, i said she was fucking goofy"
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#6
Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!
Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character.
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#7
Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!?
Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy.
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#8
Why did Minnie Mouse break-up with Mickey Mouse?
Because he was fuckin' Goofy.
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#9
Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie...
The Judge says "so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?" Mickey replies "No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."
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#10
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !
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#11
Mickey: "Minnie, I'm leaving you." Minnie: "What!?
Are you fucking crazy!?" Mickey: "No, I'm fucking Daisy"
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#12
Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court...
The judge asks, "So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?" Mickey replies, "No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."
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#13
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
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#14
What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum?
He had the Mickey taken out of him
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#15
What mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?
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#16
Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse?
Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me.
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#17
"Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was...
extremely silly?" "No, I said she was fucking Goofy"
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#18
Mickey Mouse's lawyer calls...
...And tells him, "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because shes 'crazy'" and Mickey responds, "I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy!"
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#19
Mickey Mouse wants a divorce.
"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?" "No, I said she was fucking Goofy"
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#20
Why did Mickey leave Minnie?
Because she was fucking goofy.
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What are the best Mickey Jokes?
Our collection features 76 Mickey Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Mickey Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Mickey Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Mickey Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Mickey Jokes are available?
We currently have 76 Mickey Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Mickey Jokes?
Mickey Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Mickey Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mickey jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love mickey jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good mickey jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Mickey Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mickey jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Mickey Jokes?
mickey jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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