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#1
Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited.
You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
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#2
Why is apple afraid of microsoft?
because 7 8 10
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#3
Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's
Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead...
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#4
Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively.
Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME
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#5
Whats the difference between a Windows computer and My penis?
One has Microsoft and the other is Micro and Soft
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#6
Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?
They revived to much XP
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#7
Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?
Because 7 ate 9
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#8
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
..I will find you. You have my Word. --- Edit: 1000 upvotes. Of course it would be on a self post. :( Thanks though. <3
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#9
There was a vote at the offices of Microsoft whether to update a beloved software or keep it the way it was.
Bill Gates decided to v2 it
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#10
Microsoft will start making ...
vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck.
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#11
Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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#12
What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?
TeX-MeX
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#13
As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9.
Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it.
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#14
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you.
You have my word.
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#15
How does Microsoft count to 10?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
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#16
Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?
Because Jesus saves.
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#17
Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend?
Because his penis is Microsoft.
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#18
HA!
[That's close enough.](http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/downloads/ie-9/worldwide-languages)
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#19
Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom.
I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft.
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#20
Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted
production because everyone kept getting viruses.
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