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#1
I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter.
Is mine broken?
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#2
Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges.
And that's it.
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#3
Why can't you surf on microwaves?
Because they're too small.
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#4
I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah,
hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh.
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#5
I like my women how I like my microwaves Cold on the
inside and killing every baby you put into them.
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#6
If Microwaves were people...
They would be your one friend who always runs into something or knocks something down when you're trying to sneak into the house at 3 am.
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#7
What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?
Microwaves.
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#8
Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?
Because it has microwaves
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#9
I like my women how I like my microwaves
With children in them
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#10
I like my women like I like my microwaves...
... cold on the outside, and kills any baby that you put inside.
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#11
I like my women like I like my microwaves...
Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and willing and able to kill any baby I put inside them.
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#12
What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?
Microwaves!
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#13
I like my women like I like my microwaves Small,
white, and will kill any baby I put inside it.
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#14
WHAT DO WE WANT!?
CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!
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#15
What washes up on small beaches?
Microwaves!
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#16
They don't make microwaves the size of refrigerators because
they know if you were high you'd try nuking your friends.
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#17
What washes up on tiny beaches?
Microwaves.
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#18
Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking the food -
the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls.
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#19
I don't condone workplace violence, until someone
microwaves fish in the break room.
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#20
It's 2011, microwaves should have
one button that says Cook Shit.
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