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Middle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of middle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Last name: Ever.
First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns.
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#2
My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing
ovation after you say something stupid.
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#3
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
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#4
Danger is my middle name.
nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely
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#5
I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let
my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.
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#6
the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence.
that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.
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#7
(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you?
Call him daddy in the middle of it
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#8
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
- A: Because it's the scenter.
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#9
"What should we put in the middle of this mall?" How bout some chairs?
"That idea sucks" A little pond to throw money in? "Oh hell yeah"
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#10
What is Jabba the Hut's middle name?
the
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#11
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick
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#12
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)
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#13
What's the difference between feminists and guns?
Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help.
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#14
Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?
It IS what it IS.
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#15
My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T
HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid.
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#16
I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle
of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic...
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#17
Its Saddam shame, the situation in the Middle East...
... it's Assad day for us all.
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#18
Why did the stoplight turn red?
Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?
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#19
I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow.
I love middle eastern food.
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#20
What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making?
"Honey, I'm home!"
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and middle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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