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Mile Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mile jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from
up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me.
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#2
If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat,
go the extra mile and get a catless cat.
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#3
I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious
reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying.
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#4
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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#5
This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday.
Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe.
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#6
NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'.
I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES
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#7
Why do Arabs wear thawbs?
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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#8
What is the longest word in the english language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
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#9
*Runs 6 miles* *Adds
Kenyan to resume*
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#10
What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?
A high-jacker.
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#11
I just got one of those workout watches apparently
i've masturbated 5.8 miles today
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#12
Excercise adds years to your life...
... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!
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#13
Wow, what a day.
I volunteered at a soup kitchen, caught up on my scrapbookin', went 2 baby shower, ran 9 miles, then told lies on twitter.
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#14
When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes...
then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes.
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#15
What stretches further, skin or rubber?
Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town.
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#16
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade!
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#17
You should never criticize a Muslim...
until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest.
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#18
A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly.
When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!
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#19
Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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#20
A truck with the slogan "We always go the extra mile" took the last parking
spot so I wrote on it "because we missed the exit" as a revenge.
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