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#1
Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns!
Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews.
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#2
I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets.
Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school.
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#3
Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?
because Happy Hour ended.
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#4
Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach
I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining.
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#5
Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers
still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections.
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#6
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by Juan.
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#7
lol How much did the Holla Caust?
6 Million Jews
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#8
A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it...
He put his Monet where his mouth is.
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#9
Exaggerations...
...went up by a million percent last year.
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#10
I was once told "There is great strength in numbers"...
Someone once told me "There is great safety in numbers"; I could only think, "Now go tell that to six million jews"...
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#11
A racist man laments...
If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign.
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#12
How do you get a million dollars with
a girlfriend You start with 4 million
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#13
Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s
and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions.
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#14
Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit...
Does this subreddit actually have 36 million "humorists" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it.
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#15
Hitler killed...
six million Jews...
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#16
What do politicians and sperm have in common?
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
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#17
Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum...
That's what you get when Donald Trump says you made the right choice.
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#18
They say there's safety in numbers.
Tell that to six million Jews...
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#19
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
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#20
There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other
news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters
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