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Minion Jokes

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Minion Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of minion jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Fuck these annoying yellow bastards..
No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions.
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#2
What do you call a?...
What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me.
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#3
You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'?
What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*
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#4
What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander?
Philae Minion
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#5
"look, if it's no fancy dress then the funeral invite should have specified no fancy dress.
And besides, your aunt loved minions"
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#6
What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you?
A *Filet Minion*.
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#7
What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?
Filet mignon
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#8
Me: How do Minions wear overalls?
They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage
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#9
Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills....
They made him a Multi Minion Heir
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#10
You know why most americans love minions so much?
Because they resemble Twinkies..
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#11
What is Minion's favourite brand?
Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~
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#12
judas: i would never betray jesus he's the best jesus: my favorite movie
is the Minions Movie judas: i am going to betray the son of God
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#13
Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good.
I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*
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#14
Minions.3D.BluRayRiP.4K.aXX0.torrent
Talk like a pirate day
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#15
[Pizza falls on the ground] Hold HOLD!
-Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds.
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#16
I can get most of Reddit to hate me in one sentence I'm watching Sword Art Online (my favorite anime)
on my iPhone while reading a Minions fanfic on my Wii U and eating bananas dipped in ketchup
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#17
GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me.
ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion.
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#18
I want minions
for Christmas.
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#19
Who is a Minion's favorite politician?
First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana
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#20
Where do minions shop?
Banana Republic
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